Fear not, our festive take on ladders is here, sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer; you'll be singing this all the way to Christmas Day!
You know hop ups and kick-stools and platforms and scaffolds,
Roofing and access and tripod and garden
But do you recall
The most useful ladder of all?
Steppy the short step ladder
Nothing's easier to climb
And if you ever use one
You'll be saying “this is fine”
All of the other ladders
Have their uses as we know
But it's the humble A-frame
That's always gonna steal the show
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Decking out the halls
Steppy wasn't tall enough
No, I couldn't reach at all
I looked for another ladder
I had a taller set of steps
Now I could reach the ceiling
And put up all my Xmas decs
Tinsel strung across the hall
Lights twinkle on the tree
Steppy helped me put those up
He's just that height, you see
Soon the whole house looked lovely
Ready for the family
I would have never done it
If it wasn't for my short Steppy
Paper-chains adorn each room
Bringing festive cheer
It just looks so festive!
It's my favourite time of year
Then I sat down and marvelled
Thankful for my old Steppy
Opened a bottle of brandy
One for him and one for me!
Merry Christmas from everyone at Midland Ladders.
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