Fear not, our festive take on ladders is here, sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer; you'll be singing this all the way to Christmas Day!

 

You know hop ups and kick-stools and platforms and scaffolds,

Roofing and access and tripod and garden

But do you recall

The most useful ladder of all?

 

Steppy the short step ladder

Nothing's easier to climb

And if you ever use one

You'll be saying “this is fine”

 

All of the other ladders

Have their uses as we know

But it's the humble A-frame

That's always gonna steal the show

 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Decking out the halls

Steppy wasn't tall enough

No, I couldn't reach at all

 

I looked for another ladder

I had a taller set of steps

Now I could reach the ceiling

And put up all my Xmas decs

 

Tinsel strung across the hall

Lights twinkle on the tree

Steppy helped me put those up

He's just that height, you see

 

Soon the whole house looked lovely

Ready for the family

I would have never done it

If it wasn't for my short Steppy

 

Paper-chains adorn each room

Bringing festive cheer

It just looks so festive!

It's my favourite time of year

 

Then I sat down and marvelled

Thankful for my old Steppy

Opened a bottle of brandy 

One for him and one for me!

 

Merry Christmas from everyone at Midland Ladders.