It’s that time of year when we here at Midland Ladders like to present you with our annual Christmas song; this year to the tune of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens. This is a classic hit to which everyone knows the tune, so get stuck in and get singing while you work!
Snow is falling
Put the ladder back
Wait until it's
Nice and dry
‘Tis the season
For nasty breaks and falls so
Don't end up in your A&E
Decorations
Illuminations
They all need to
Go up somewhere
But don't be risky
Make sure you're safe and sound and
That you'll be there on Christmas Day
We're gonna go up into the roof
Get some tinsel down
Last year’s wrapping paper and
A tangled mess of lights
Family over
Friends have popped round
Everyone's laughing
Having fun
If you're in plaster
You won't be quite so joyful
So play it safe and don't risk a fall
We're gonna have a quick safety check
Make sure the rungs are straight
Check there's no stray grease and then
Make sure the angle's right
No ladders falling
No broken bones
No nasty scratches
No not here
We're ladder safe yeah
Don't like hospitals much
Especially not at this time of year
Pick the right tool
For the right job
If a ladder
Is too dangerous
Use a scaffold
Or hire yourself a builder
Keep yourself safely on the ground
If you wobble
Bring your arms in
Don't overreach there
Not worth the pain
Move the ladder
And make sure that you're certain
You're safety savvy and good to climb
So our message
Over Christmas
Is play it safe and
Don't break a bone
‘Tis the season
For spending time with the family
Not limping around on a broken knee.
Merry Christmas everyone.
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