This year we’ve a second Christmas special for you.  We've taken inspiration from that classic Christmas song, Fairytale of New York by The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl.  Widely considered to be one of the best Christmas songs of all time, it's a hit with everyone, even those who claim to hate Christmas.  There's no denying it gets stuck in your head for weeks, but it never gets old.

 

It's Christmas Eve babe,

I'm hanging fairy lights

Adorning the house and

Making festive wishes true

The cards are hung up

Along the hallways

Used my stepladder

To deck the halls out

 

Got on my Little Giant

It works in any shape

It's my favourite ladder for

All Christmas housework

So Happy Christmas

The lights are twinkling

Our roof decorations move

Thanks to the right ladder

 

We've got ladders for all

Warehouse steps, painters trestles

A single low kik-step

Or a scaffolding tower

If you need a ladder

We'll happily help

We've got a huge range

Ready waiting for you

 

We've got truck steps

And roof ladders

We have all that you need

A ladder for everyone

All the best quality

If you need more height

We've the ladder for you

Whatever the job needs

Too good to be true?

 

The boys in the Midland Ladder store

Are singing Christmas songs

And the orders are flying out

for Christmas Day

 

We've got steps

We've got towers

We've got tripods and more

If you need it we've got it

Shipping on the next day

A trestle, a kik step

A tower on wheels

Midland Ladders will give you

The best you can get

 

The boys in the Midland Ladder store

Are singing Christmas songs

And the orders are flying out

for Christmas Day

 

I could have compromised

Used the wrong ladder for

The job that needs doing

But I would be at fault

Don't take your chances

With unsafe ladders

Treat yourself to a new one

From Midland Ladders

 

The boys in the Midland Ladder store

Are singing Christmas songs

And the orders are flying out

for Christmas Day

 

Happy Christmas from all of us at Midland Ladders.